Attention Women: If menopause and post menopause has you feeling like a stranger in your own body, you're in the right place.
Menopause Isn’t an Ending—It’s Your Awakening.
- Hot flashes making you lose sleep? Check.
- Mood swings making you question your sanity? Yep.
- Intimacy feeling painful—or nonexistent? You’re not alone.
Here's the truth most doctors won't tell you:
- Your body isn't failing; it's signaling for support.
- Incontinence isn't "just part of aging"—it's fixable.
- Painful intimacy isn't inevitable—it's reversible.
IT'S NOT YOU. IT'S YOUR HORMONES—AND WE'VE GOT SOLUTIONS
Introducing The Cooch Ball:
Your Holistic Solution for Menopausal and Post Menopausal Relief
Designed specifically for the pelvic health challenges women face after their period comes to an end, the Cooch Ball addresses your symptoms at their root:
- Post Menopause Balance - Transform post-cycle symptoms like persistent hot flashes and sleep struggles by restoring your body's foundational strength.
- End Vaginal Dryness & Painful Intimacy – Rejuvenate your pelvic floor, boosting natural lubrication, sensitivity, and pleasure.
- Conquer Emotional Turmoil – Reconnect mind-body harmony to reclaim your mood, memory, and sense of self.
- Feel Seen & Supported – No more feeling dismissed or invisible. Here, you’re empowered and celebrated.
Real Women, Real Relief:
"I finally feel in control again—no more embarrassing leaks or painful intimacy." – Jennifer L., 52
"My doctor said it was just aging. The Cooch Ball showed me I can feel good again." – Paula T., 55
"This simple tool has given me my body and confidence back." – Sharon R., 69
Feel Results in Just Minutes a Day
How the Cooch Ball Works
Just 3 minutes a day:
- Sit gently on the Cooch Ball.
- Breathe deeply and naturally (we guide you every step).
- Feel your body reconnect, rejuvenate, and reignite.
No More Bedroom Shame
Imagine how you’ll feel when you love intimacy again.
- Confidence that doesn’t crack under pressure
- Deeper orgasms, stronger connections
- A pelvic floor that’s functional and freakin’ fabulous
The Cooch Ball Kit
- Proven fast results for thousands of people
- Science based with data to back it up
- Recommended by pelvic floor therapists
"Absolute Game Changer"
Wish I'd found this years ago—absolute game-changer!"
Your Complete Menopause and Post Menopause Support Kit Includes:
The pelvic floor solution for deeper intimacy, pleasure, and confidence.
100% Risk-Free - 30-Day Money Back Guarantee
Here's what you get:
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🌸 The Cooch Ball – ($99 Value) Designed for safe, soothing pelvic relief and rejuvenation.
🌸 Menopause Mastery Video Series – ($197 Value) Simple, guided videos to reclaim your hormonal health, confidence, and intimacy.
🌸 Intimacy Reawakened Course – ($147 Value) Practical strategies for restoring libido, comfort, and deep connection.
🌸 Exclusive Expert Sessions – ($197 Value) Wisdom from Dr. Anna Cabeca, Andrea Donsky, and other menopause authorities.
🌸 Private Empowerment Community – (Priceless!) Real support from real women navigating menopause together.
🌸 Lifetime Membership to Pelvic Floor Society which includes monthly live Cooch School Coaching calls so you keep accountable and stay up on the latest pelvic floor wellness trends ($197 Value)
🌸 30-Day Risk-Free Guarantee – No stress, just solutions. Love it or return it.
Total value: $837
Special Menopause Relief Price: Just $97
GET INSTANT ACCESS & START FEELING LIKE YOURSELF AGAINHere are Your Bonuses When You Order Today!
The Cooch Ball Protocol
Bonus 1
Get Warmed Up
Easy videos teaching exactly how to get results fast. (No yoga pants required.)
- Discover how simple pelvic floor practices can simply improve pelvic floor function.
- Learn our proven methods to balance strength and relaxation in these muscles.
- Master the art of deep release and confident sensuality.
Bonus 2
The Wisdom Years - Awakening Your Body’s Best Kept Secrets
Real talk about your body, pleasure, and getting back what menopause tried to take away.
- Exclusive Insights from Dr. Anna Cabeca: Simple techniques to reconnect with your body, everyday spices that boost energy, and touch methods that actually work.
- Your sex life doesn't end after menopause. Learn why every woman can still experience pleasure.
- Stop accepting "that's just how it is": Simple truths about your body that you deserve to know.
Bonus 3
The Croneship Collection
Customize your own journey with resources that let you 'choose your own adventure' so you can learn about aspects of your physical, emotional and energetic health that are important and resonate with you.
- Real talk about your continued changing anatomy, hormone shifts, and permission to navigate this transformation without shame or fear
- Rediscover intimacy and sensuality you thought was gone forever while understanding your evolving desires
- Master the tools to advocate for yourself with doctors, partners, and family during this life-changing transition
Bonus 4
The Secret Society Lifetime Membership
Thousands of women navigating menopause together, reclaiming their power and rewriting the rules. Join the sisterhood.
- Get lifetime access to a community of women who understand exactly what you're going through
- Share real experiences, practical tips, and proven strategies for managing symptoms and thriving
- Stay accountable with support that keeps you motivated and connected during this life change
Bonus 5
Cooch School Coaching Calls
Personalized guidance to navigate menopause with confidence and reclaim your body's power.
- Get customized strategies to manage pelvic floor changes and hormonal symptoms
- Learn proven methods to reconnect with your evolving body and understand what's happening
- Access guest experts and get direct answers to your specific perimenopause questions with personalized coaching
Backed By Leading Experts:
"Pelvic floor health is the missing piece in menopause relief. I trust the Cooch Ball." – Dr. Anna Cabeca, The Girlfriend Doctor.
Try it out risk-free
30 Days. Total Satisfaction. Or Your Money Back.
Use it. Feel it. Love it—or return it.
No shame. No pressure. Just transformation.
Still Got Qs?
Still Got Qs? We've Got A’s.
Many women report feeling positive changes after just a few sessions with their Cooch Ball, with noticeable improvements in awareness and sensation within the first 2-3 weeks of consistent practice. Your journey is unique, but committing to a consistent Cooch Ball practice as you work your way up to the optimal 3 minutes a day can accelerate your progress and connection to your pelvic floor.
The Cooch Ball works by creating gentle, targeted pressure on your pelvic floor muscles, encouraging increased blood flow and oxygen to this often-neglected area. By sitting on the ball and engaging in simple movements and breathing techniques, you activate, strengthen and release the tissues around these muscles while simultaneously improving your awareness of this vital region, helping you reconnect to your body's natural functions and sensations. Like a plant needs sunlight and water to flourish, your muscles need oxygen-rich, nutrient-rich blood flow to function properly. This is exactly what the Cooch Ball can help to create!
The science that inspired Jana Danielson to create the Cooch Ball centers on the fundamental principle that muscles—including your pelvic floor—require proper blood flow, oxygen, and movement to maintain optimal function. As Dr. Bruce Crawford's research shows, 90% of pelvic floor dysfunction is actually a fitness issue rather than a medical condition, and the Cooch Ball addresses this by combining principles from Pilates, proper breathing mechanics, and targeted pressure to improve blood flow and muscle responsiveness in the pelvic region.
The Cooch Ball isn't recommended for women who are currently pregnant, have active pelvic area infections, have undergone recent pelvic surgery, or have severe pelvic pain that hasn't been evaluated by a healthcare provider. If you have a diagnosed pelvic floor condition, it's best to consult with your healthcare provider, specifically your pelvic floor physical therapist, before beginning your Cooch Ball practice.
Like any fitness routine, your body might feel temporarily fatigued if you overdo your Cooch Ball practice, potentially experiencing mild soreness or increased awareness in your pelvic region. Listen to your body, start gradually with shorter sessions, and remember that consistency over time yields better results than intense but infrequent sessions. The one and only rule with the Cooch Ball is to allow your breath to be your guide. This means as long as you can calmly breath while you are sitting on your Cooch Ball, you are good to go. If your breath becomes erratic or you find yourself holding your breath, it is time to come off the ball.
The Cooch Ball is designed to be gentle and safe when used as directed, with its soft, flexible material preventing injury during proper use. To ensure safety, always start with low pressure, avoid using it if you have any open wounds or infections in the pelvic region, and discontinue use if you experience sharp or shooting pain rather than mild, productive discomfort.
Yes, barring specific medical conditions, all women have the physical capacity to experience orgasm, though the journey to discovering what works for your unique body can vary widely. As Susan Bratton, Intimacy Expert explains, orgasmic pleasure is actually a learned skill that improves with practice, knowledge of your anatomy, and proper blood flow to your pelvic region.
The Cooch Ball will teach you how to both strengthen and release your pelvic floor. Both, the strength and the release phases are necessary for orgasm to occur. Because the majority of women are living with a hypertonic or too tight pelvic floor, orgasm eludes them as they are unable to truly let go and receive the sensation!
You're never alone in your Cooch Ball journey – we offer comprehensive support through our online resources, tutorial videos, and responsive customer service team. For more personalized guidance, you can also join our community calls or reach out directly through our website contact form for specific questions about your experience.
Absolutely! Your Cooch Ball journey is entirely self-paced, allowing you to progress through the techniques and practices at a rhythm that feels right for your body and schedule. The included resources are designed to support your individual exploration, whether you prefer to dive deep immediately or gradually incorporate new techniques over time.
For optimal results, aim to use your Cooch Ball for 3 minutes daily, though even 2-3 sessions per week will produce positive changes. Like any fitness practice, consistency matters more than duration – making it part of your regular routine, perhaps during your morning routine or while relaxing in the evening, will yield the most noticeable benefits for your pelvic wellness and intimate connection.
